- *house phone rings*
- Me: no
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
(via tyler-hoe-kley)
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.
(via tyler-hoe-kley)
i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats
(via kanyewesticle)
